The Babylon Bee headlines:
People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out.
Yes, exactly.
U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding due process before being deported.
“The law has to mean something!” said José, a member of the international crime gang MS-13. “America is a nation of laws, and laws must be followed, except for the ones that say I can’t sneak in and do a bunch of murderin’. Those don’t count.”
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Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen went even further, going out of his way to personally visit every single person deported by the Trump administration. “All non-American invaders deserve American due process,” he said during a meeting with notorious drug lord Sancho Parra. “It’s in the constitution somewhere.”At publishing time, the United States Supreme Court ruled that President Trump must stop deporting criminals since they snuck into the country fair and square.
Joe Biden encouraged 10 million or more illegals to cross our borders. It was the worst violation of the rule of law in American history. And now every one of the 10 million is supposed to get a trial before being deported?
How about if we do it this way: instead of the federal courts micromanaging the executive branch in real time, if the administration inadvertently deports an American citizen or legal resident, he can raise his hand and complain. He will have no trouble finding a lawyer who will sue on his behalf, and he will become a millionaire. But so far there is not a single reported instance of a citizen or legal resident being deported. This procedure will provide ample due process to all who followed due process on their way in.
